I have 4 weeks of Hollyoaks to catch up on.
I reckon I could do it in a couple of hours, if I skip the borring parts.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

last time I watched it someone was getting married
but the bride fucked off at the last minute and everyone thought the groom had killed her

Edit: you could probably watch it in 5 minutes if you skip the boring parts
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Ohhh, yeah', Warren was just getting arrested for that sort of thing when I left.
I do hope I haven't missed a major story line.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)