That was some very speedy cunting there!
You've been practising?
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

The fucking off doesn't seem so speedy.
Maybe you should be the one practising.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

I get to see a lot of new people ask shit questions.
That, and the 6 monitors I have showing b3ta in continuous update. I miss nothing.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

You utter saddo.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

I love that you would think I had 6 monitors.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

I have 5 on my desk right now =((((
(to be fair, I only use two at a time, and two of them are laptop ones).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

I had a big clear up of my desk.
It's quite the minimalist paradise now.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

You probably have four blackjacked together from your tweaker days.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)