Those new boots were a great buy.
"Guaranteed performance up to 500 mph", and well beyond it too.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

could i borrow those?
i've not been to hornsea in years, i just haven't had the time
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)