Fucking hell I'm knackered.
There's the bloody election tomorrow.
What's your excuse for being exhausted?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

i've had nothing to eat and rather a lot to drink today

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Well done.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

I've had 8 hours sleep in the last 3 days

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

So fucking what?
You're young.
Deal with it.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

I'm not complaining
I answered your question.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

Oh, shut up.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

I've done 9.5 clock hours of teaching
and told the DoS of a school that the wage they pay teachers is a joke.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

I applaud this correct action.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

i've been fighting mothra for 20 hours straight

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Homophobe.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

You should have just turned on the light
and let him knock himself unconscious smacking his head against the bulb.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

Listen up here, I don't want you to get over excited, but I found Wassabi Peas in Markys.
However, I still ended up going to the chinese.

I have a Pear Cider though, so life isn't so bad.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

Pear Cider?
Are you trying to have a go on Esme?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

Im pretty sure Pear Cider suggests
that Gonz isn't interested in any female whatsoever
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Noit drinks it.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Maybe it's not her I'm interested in, MASSIVELY SUBTAL WINK.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

You seem to have something in your eye.
MY SPUNK.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

It's EIGHT HONDROUD YEARHS (and one day) OHLD, and I've never forgiven you since !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

For year she's aluded my socialy inapt lust for her
=(((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

I have none as I am not

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

LIES!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

I walked to Hornsea and back.
In ten minutes.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

How far is that?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Well,
I managed to break the sound barrier.

The most difficult bit was turning around, I nearly ended up in the sea.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

from wakefield?
good going
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Those new boots were a great buy.
"Guaranteed performance up to 500 mph", and well beyond it too.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

could i borrow those?
i've not been to hornsea in years, i just haven't had the time
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

I fell asleep on the train and ended up in liverpool, fun fun.
And then I voted whilst drunk.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Could be dangerous this.
Did you vote correctly?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

I think so.....

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Not that I give a fuck who your country sends to Europe.
Ye'll get ignored any road up.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Local election was it not?
or did I do something wrong?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Oh that's right, ye've them as well.
I've three elections to be dealing with.
That's a lot of people who want me campaigning for them.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Ohh, let's talk some politics.
- How did (south) Cyprus get into the EU, esspeicaly after turning down the Annan plan?
- How did they let the head judge of the Omram's Case be greek, along with a few other members of the judging pannel?... and expect a fair judgement?
- Why won't they let direct flights into North Cyprus, when they do to Tiwaan?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Well, let's deal with these quickly.
-To piss off the Turks.
-To piss off the Turks.
-To piss off the Turks.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

You just don't want Turkey joining because they'll become a majority and they're MOOSLIMS.
Well, if you were France or Germany, that would be true.


I should just point out that I don't really 'do' politics, just recycle what I hear, but I'm not looking foward to going into a mostly-greek cab office on saturday night. Some FUCKING PRICK tried to tell me how I basicly stole his land, directly. I'm tempted to say "Oh shit, my mistake, here, i'll give it to you and you see it gets to the right people, yeah'?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/090496de5f6a6e451d79/153138_turk_l.jpg
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

Scrubs is what will unite my people with the people of the land I've come to call home.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

I've just eaten a heroic portion of haggis.
That, and not having had much sleep lately.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

tomorrow? I voted tonight

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Wow, it's like we're in different countries or something.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

from laughing a people moaning about having to walk up to their offices as there was a power outage
jokes on me now, i'm still here, they aint
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)