what sort of news do you have then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

olds

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

This is the sort of news I want to see.
- Isrealies slaughter palistinians in game of manhunt, palistinians claim to be upset, but are looking foward to the game of Kiss Chase this afternoon.
- Puppy saves kitten from small controled house fire; kitten is reported to be saying "OH NOES ! BUT I IS OK NOW, FANKYOU".
- Manchester United to give Tottenham Hotsper FA Cup in thanks of lovely dinner (you must give me the recipy to that cheesecake).
- George Bush arrives at Heathrow Airport, but accidently left his passport at home. The plane he was on crashed into an active volcaino, nobody else was hurt. Tony Blair is said to be devistated, according to his coma-readings.
- Gordon Brown gives up his home, and seat, in parliment, to Billy Connoly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

Harry Connick Jr. elected as President

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

:-)
this is the kind of news we want to hear
( vladimir, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)