In Robocop they robotised a policeman. In Knight Rider the robotised a car. In Metal Mickey they robotised a giant hybrid mouse-dustbin. If you were going to robotise something what would you robotise.
I'm listening to Duane Eddy, this shit is the fuck-driver.
My podcast is shit.
I have a bag of party poppers, streamers, balloons and tooty-blow-trumpet-uncurly things which I bought for my birthday but I was too depressed to use. I should do something with them.
If you were making one of those sparkler bommbs what would you use it to blow up. I might blow up a watermelon.
I'm no good at making music but I enjoy trying. What are you no good at but you enjoy doing.
I like listening to reggae music in my car with the windows down, the sun-roof open and me drinking a can of Lilt it makes me feel all summery. I bet thats what Bob Marley would have done if he was on his way home from a generic dead end office job in a shirt and tie on the M27.
I watched Death Proof the other day and had to pause it half way through so I could go masturbate.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

I received a delivery of party poppers that pop in the night
this morning. 24 of them. The race is on to use them all before the expiry date passes.
( CowJam, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Like they're on a timer?
If you don't use them, they explode on their own?
( Bats, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

"party poppers that pop in the night" is a quote from
Madness's Welcome To The House of Fun, and is a euphemism for a condom.
( CowJam, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Im listening to Cortez The Killer by Neil Young
and being a bit worried that it makes me want to sing a Bon Jovi song
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

and yeah, that car in Death Proof had the same effect on me

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

It was the leg coming off that bird and bobbing along the road.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

I'm going to fit a massive rubber dildo on my passenger side A-pillar
so that any girl in the same situation gets a vadge full of cockrubber just before she loses both her lower limbs.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Ur al <3

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

this place is really not any good for you if you're depressed
turn the internet off and go to bed
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

I'M GRAND NOW TA.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

what's the point in going to bed
there's at least a 90% chance you'll just wake up the next day anyway, and it'll start all over again.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

It's this can do attitude that fla fla fla fla fla fla.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

i just want to help him
and by proxy improve the average quality of the posts on here
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Lying in bed is fuck all use, at least your mind is occupied on the internet.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

so do what normal people do
start drinking and continue until you fall asleep
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Yeah, alcohol really helps with depression.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

alcoholism > depression
srsly
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

Alcohol is a depressant.
It does not help.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

well
have you tried just not being depressed? 70% of people who have never experienced depression recommend it
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

That doesn't mean it necessarily makes you feel depressed.
Alcohol usually cheers me up.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Why am I watching BB?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

because you're a mouth-breathing vapid moron with no reason to be alive

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

oh, i forgot all about that,
is it any good?
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

It has just started
I'm guessing no.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

keep me updated, i'm not near a tv

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

No

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

:(

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

and i'm never mean to you either, even when the rest of them are

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

I thought you were joking

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

i'm really not

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

haha

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

I'm pissed off and sad.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

Why?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

:(

(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

I'm not telling anyone at work when my birthday is
they'd make me bring in cakes or something
( moohalaa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

i do this.
mind you. im a miserable cunt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

this

( moohalaa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

That's such a weird thing ye do over here.
It's your birthday, why the fuck do you have to pay for your cakes?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I'm the youngest one in an office of 30 by 6 years :(
I'm not letting them know I'm bringing the old farts cakes. Oh no.
( moohalaa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

No, fuck them.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)