When the army of virginal non-believers,
who are virgins and will never touch a girl in their lives, spread lots of malicious internet rumours to that tune.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:08,
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god damn them
why can't they just have sex :(
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well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:11,
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