Scissors
Just stick it in and twist. Should be reet.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

That or us the blunt end of a table knife to push the cork into the bottle.
You may have to pour the wine through a tea strainer though.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

That's what you do if you get an actual real girl naked on your bed.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

No not "what would you do if you got an actual real girl naked on your bed?".

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

ROFL

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

The broken one is still in there, though.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Burn it all

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)