I thought you would have suggested
smash the neck off on the side of a skip and glug from the bottle.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Nope
You might spill some that way.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)