You know when indiana jones goes to grab the idol in the movie?
I actually got there first but didn't have a bag of sand, so I did a big poo in my hand of equal weight and measure to the idol. I have never had to use my skills of precision shitting since.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Oh, now you can just fuck off.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

ha, comedy gold
www.b3ta.com/talk/6200318
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

What?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

forum banter
 
www.b3ta.com/questions/common/post278296
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

I fail to see what that has to do with anything.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

Haha, you're well zany.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

yeah I think I saw that in the director's cut?
 
didn't go down too well in initial test screenings
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)