My mouse pointer just started moving by itself
The mouse itself was perfectly still.
Maybe somebody is trying to communicate with me.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:02, archived)

Yeah,
sorry that was me.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:03, archived)

Bastard
don't do that again.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:08, archived)

Sorry,
I was trying to communicate with someone else.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:09, archived)

Next time
use messenger.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

or an anal probe
that seems to be what all sensible aliens do.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:18, archived)

y0u |-|@v3 833n h4x0r3d

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:10, archived)

What?
Speak English, man.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:14, archived)

he said; you need more toast

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

Indeed I do
and some tea.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)