Steal his favourite pen and wipe your bum on it
Then drop it on his desk
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)

it's a restaurant.
tis a little difficult.

I'm just grumpy that he demands me there at his every beck and freaking call when I've had an exam and need half an hour to actually properly collect myself when he knows I have exams on.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)

DEATH, DEATH TO HIM

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

tempting but seeing as how I'm not (yet) in his will and testament
won't do me anygood.

Baldmonkey - any way you can get me into somebody's will?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)