A nuclear device
Detonating on Union Street is not likely to wake you up either!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

Might sort out the traffic issues though
And thats only going to get worse with the utterly mahoosive new shopping centre opening up
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

Be fair
Aberdeen being nuked would cause millions of pounds woth of improvements
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)