Talking of bird violence
My missus' 'natural reaction' to me taking a photo of her bare arsed, asleep, was to kick me in the stomach. The following hour was a little strained.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

Has she ever been in prison?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

No
And for a bird of her calibre from the north east that is unheard of.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

Sounds like a reasonable response to me.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

Her contrition was displayed later in the traditional manner.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

Blowjobs and cups of tea?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

The drink was champagne
I think that's a fair response to unwarranted violence
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)