The beach has the venue that provides said heart attack

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

Beach is for fishanchips & icecream
Nothing else.

Kindly inform them of this tomorrow xxx
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

Not at all
Barbeques on the beach are superb.

As is beer and late night sex.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

I meant the sort of food you could purchase pre cooked at shops
You are all of the right of course, I concede.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)