The car hasn't moved for over a week

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Is your car like Herbie? Or Kitt?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

It's hers and my knowledge of cars is as follows
It is black with a wheel on each corner
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

I'd kitt your herbie any day.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

You cant prove that though
and to the police, they have proof it has because they've got a photo of it speeding.

Regardless of the fact that it wasnt your car and that you've been wronged, I think your whole family will be thrown in jail.

You may all be bumraped by black convicts in the showers.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

maybe they have a photo of a car with that number plate speeding
might not be the same make/model. worth checking.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)