You know when you balance a pencil between your nose and your top lip?
Do that, but with a poo.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

"Mummy mummy! The Pringles man smells funny!"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)