what about sticking a sticky sticklabel to your nipples
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:37, archived)

/prints/ ... /sticks/ ... mmmm! sticky! [oww! owowow! ... ahhhh]
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:41, archived)