do not:
stick labels to your nipples.

to be specific, the brother label printer, label on a tape ones.

they are deceptively sticky.
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:31, archived)

wouldnt like to know the circumstances on how you discovered that

_{how did you discover that}
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)

I am writing code for
an order system to print labels.

I have a lot of test tabels on the desk.

I am naked.
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:39, archived)

were tempted to adhere it to your scrotum, but then decided to use your nipple as a test platform?

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:42, archived)

hair
Surely the hairiness of nipples would affect the stickiness and hence pain factor?
(gerg, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:45, archived)

scarily the sctorum
is less painful - possibly due to its sweatyness...

it would appear there is a significant correlation between nipple hairs and pain. tested a second time round (with less hair) there was less pain.
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:52, archived)

You're just cheapskate waxing.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 2:54, archived)

what about sticking a sticky sticklabel to your nipples
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:37, archived)

/prints/ ... /sticks/ ... mmmm! sticky! [oww! owowow! ... ahhhh]
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:41, archived)