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Yay! My radio station just went 24-hours - Axon: Hard Rock, 24/7.
If anyone wants to do a live show, let me know :)

Insert rude word here...

A counter? On my profile? Why, yes:

Since 5th April 2005, 3:20am
Perl, GD and the good 'ol 'Zig' font :)

The very kind Mr FoldsFive added me:

to his giant conga line!



It be 6 minutes past 6 in the morning on the 15th September, 2005.
I hereby found:


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Twarb coffee, as mellow as a horse.





A ring ding ding ding ring ding!

I AM A /TALK LOCKER CLOSER
Remember... a closed locker is a free mind
Stop those lazy finns!
[ MC Quirkafleeg ]

Yarrr!

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Cheesebread's Disease
Cause:	just one of those things
Symptoms:	grey blotches, temporary invisibility, high blood-alcohol level
Cure:	sleep
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Fo' Shizzle.


Which File Extension are You?

Cor blimey, I taste like Tea. I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain. What Flavour Are You?

Stolen from here...

You Are 20 Years Old

20 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

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Best answers to questions:

» I was drunk when I bought this


One day the postman delivered:

36 condoms, a massive tube of lube and 200 latex gloves.

I have no idea what I was thinking at the time.
(Sun 12th Jun 2005, 2:52, More)

» World's Sickest Joke


What's black and blue, and doesn't like sex?
The little boy in the boot of my car.
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 16:38, More)

» Have you ever paid for sex?

I'm a virgin.
Because I don't have any money.

I was recently propositioned by a French prostitute in France however.
She proceeded to do karate moves on my mate until the madame of the house stopped her.
We ran. Fast.
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 20:21, More)

» World's Sickest Joke


Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
(Sun 22nd Jan 2006, 3:45, More)

» World's Sickest Joke


What's the best thing about fucking a six year old girl in the shower?
You can slick her hair back and pretend she's a six year old boy.
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 16:38, More)

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