He sounds like a right bellend.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Dude
the bellend is in the centre.

The goolies are left and right.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Not if it's all curved, like Bill Clinton's. But most of us don't have 22 year old interns sucking us off under our desks.
Moohalaa can only do so much.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)