I'd call it FNAAR! as in the sound posh people make when they see a poor person
The signature cocktail would be called: Lincoln's Tophat, which is molten gold and champagne, served in a tophat.

You wouldn't be allowed in my bar, *points at sign* No Spastics.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Another good name for a cocktail
The Tit Sweat
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

I'd also have one for the ladies, called The Stablegirl's Queef

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

The fat of the glans

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)