If you ran a trendy winebar:
1. What would you call it?
2. What would you call your top selling cocktail?
3. Isn't goatworrier great?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

1. SUCK MY COCKTAIL!
2. ARSE OPENER
3. FINE!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

I would call it
1. Beer World
2. Ginger Beer Shandy
3. Oh, OK then.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

mongycocks
the corkster, as a tribute to the tv show star in life goes on
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

1. Chin
2. The Bobby Geddes
3. I'm sorry
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

1 - Bar 9/11
2 - The "Ground Zero"
3 - But mummy says my hair is nice
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

1. The Fuck and Off
2. The Why Don't You Fuck Off
3. I have no excuses I don't know, no offence, he might be, or not
( vladimir, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

I endorse your bar.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

thank you
I'd like to offer you our top-selling cocktail on the house
( vladimir, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

there's no drinks up here

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Dirty Bens Palace of Piss

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

The golden shower

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Pffft. Is the the name of the bar, or your top selling cocktail?

( Jobe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

The slogan can be, "Urine Good Company!"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Yes!

( Jobe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

There ought to be a cocktail called the golden shower
Maybe it could be Lucozade and vodka.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

2 barmaids 1 glass

( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

1 glass 2 faces
It's a real hard-mans wine bar.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

1) Fun House
2) Whole Lot Of Fun
3) Prizes To Be Won
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

1. Wine's World
2. Cocktail? In a wine bar? Are you mad?
3. I love you.
( Jobe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Cunts
A long slow cunt against the wall
because I'm a cunt
( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

1 We dont serve cocktails, but we can tell you a few
2 The hairy bats vagina
3 Stop pretending to be mental and come off the meds. You'll be fun again.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

1) Slut
2) The Pink-Cheeked Whore
3) It's my hormones.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

1. Date Grape
2. Sémillon Fluids
3. 1 and 2 are interchangeable
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

My favourite cocktail IRL is a white russian
I like to drink them wearing nothing but a bath robe and pretend to be "THE DUDE"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

TAHT ATT IS A GUD FILM

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Ooh, mine too
except not while wearing your bathrobe.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

If you were to wear my bathrobe
it would take you a week to find your way out again.

I paid £12.50 for a white Russian in Barcelona : (
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

I spent 14 quid on a vodka martini in London
but I have to say it was one of the best alcoholic drinks ever made.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

they just filled the entire centre of london with drink?

I once spent £2.19 on one frijj milkshake, because I dropped the second one
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

they werer heavily chilled and the condensation made them difficult to grip I AM SORRY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

erk!
I'm going there next week, I'll be sure not to order any cocktails. Although I have a feeling it's going to be a messy drinkfest.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

It was in a 4 star hotel at 3am
You wont pay that much in bars.

GO TO EL XAMPANYET. It is the best place in Barcelona.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

whereabouts is it?
we're staying near La Ramblas, I think.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

oooh, reviews look good. Cava and tapas.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

I'd call it FNAAR! as in the sound posh people make when they see a poor person
The signature cocktail would be called: Lincoln's Tophat, which is molten gold and champagne, served in a tophat.

You wouldn't be allowed in my bar, *points at sign* No Spastics.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Another good name for a cocktail
The Tit Sweat
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

I'd also have one for the ladies, called The Stablegirl's Queef

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

The fat of the glans

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

1 - /talk
2 - Fat girls mingebatter
3 - LOL
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

1 - The Ugly Threesome.
2 - Cat-Wee Smelling Dribbly Spunk With Lumps In
3 - I no.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

1 - Fatties folly
2 - XXXXL diet coke
3 - ROFLGASM !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

1 - A Stinking Time
2 - Fizzy Shit
3 - Cumbearable.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

1 - The lab
2 - Sammi's Face
3 - PFFFT !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

1. Brayndedd's Palace Of Shame
2. Not A Wanker
3. SHIT MY TEETH.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

1 - Flapjacks pad
2 - The canoeface
3 - Get rid of Q3 completely, it's superfulous
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

1. Dekazer's Razor.
2. The Hairy Leg
3. Chom glickle chom glickle chom glickle chom chom chom
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

The Fenris
Babyhandz
LOLF
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Clairebare's Topless Cunny-Feast Factory.
Nipple Ripple Tipple For Cripples
Bummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

1.Club Tropicana
2.Uninvited Urinal Leaner
3.See 2
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

I heard that the club tropicana drinks are free?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

I heard they were pee

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

That's why they are free.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

sounds good, but could you give me a rough idea of what you charge for drinks?
( vladimir, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

1) Slûts
2) Shoot Your Face Off
3) I'm fucking GREAT. FUCK YOU
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

I'd go to any bar
where the manageress mixed cocktails by sticking the bottle up her moo-moo and gyrated her hips about so the booze sprayed into everyones drink.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Take your cocktail & shove it RIGHT up....
oh, you already have.
( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

1 - Christs chin
2 - The "Small town gypsy massacre"
3 - I'll have you know I paid Nicky Clark £500 for this fringe
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

I thought you'd paid Niki Lauda for it

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

1. Flashback
2. Super Nintendo
3. youn are
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

1 - dAy Trape
2 - The "Roofie-collada"
3 - it's not hair, it's a rabbit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

1 - The BNP
2 - The Send 'em home
3 - OMG THERE ARE NOT MANY MORE WAYS TO ANSWER 3 ARE THERE, EDIT THE QUESTION, CUNT
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

3 - DUN

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

"Bar full of wankers" ?
Are you referring to any one of Londons many drinking houses or is this a damning indictment on the state of our legal system ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

LOLAW

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I think 2nd
"bar full of wankers" is pretty much equivalent to "ocean full of water"
( vladimir, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

1. Squaking Peas
2. I Flobbed In This
3. Yes. Yes he is.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

1 - The SIKRIK
2- 15 screaming orgasms that left my flaps red raw in the morning
3 - WOOP TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WOOP
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

1. Cine City
2. The 8mm
3. LIKE UR COCK
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

WOOP WOOP WOOP

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Uncle Flapjack's
The Dirty Secret
Meh.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

1 - The Third Reich
2 - The "Zylon B-Good"
3 - Dont know her
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)