I'd go to any bar
where the manageress mixed cocktails by sticking the bottle up her moo-moo and gyrated her hips about so the booze sprayed into everyones drink.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Take your cocktail & shove it RIGHT up....
oh, you already have.
( broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)