Steamroller,
drop press or old-fashioned anvil-from-the-second-floor-window?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:00, archived)

All of the above
and some very heavy boots.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:00, archived)

You'll be wanting a pair of
these, then?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:15, archived)

Will I be able to jump over buildings
to get kittens hiding on the other side?

*demands a jetpack*
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)

Hmm.
This, would seem to be the pick of the bunch.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:30, archived)