Today I will mostly be crushing kittens.
The little sods deserve it!
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:49, archived)

Steamroller,
drop press or old-fashioned anvil-from-the-second-floor-window?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:00, archived)

All of the above
and some very heavy boots.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:00, archived)

You'll be wanting a pair of
these, then?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:15, archived)

Will I be able to jump over buildings
to get kittens hiding on the other side?

*demands a jetpack*
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)

Hmm.
This, would seem to be the pick of the bunch.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:30, archived)

How cruel.
I think my neighbour is guilty of cat abuse.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:07, archived)

Does his cock taste of whiskas?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

What an interesting thought.
I'll never look at her in the same way again.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:13, archived)

arf

( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:15, archived)

Has she been telling you
how her pussy needs a good seeing-to?

/obvious
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:15, archived)

I had to bring it in, last night,
for a vigorous rubbing down. The poor thing was dripping wet (and rather smelly).
Oo-er...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

Is this the 80's again?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

Damn your impertinently misplaced apostrophe to hell and back.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

*jiggles*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)