Has she been telling you
how her pussy needs a good seeing-to?

/obvious
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:15, archived)

I had to bring it in, last night,
for a vigorous rubbing down. The poor thing was dripping wet (and rather smelly).
Oo-er...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

Is this the 80's again?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

Damn your impertinently misplaced apostrophe to hell and back.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

*jiggles*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)