I hope you get hit by a bus, and you're wearing dirty underwear at the time.
/mean
( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

That happened once.
I just used my SUPERPOWERS to ninja the bus then drove off in my Honda Accord.

/qotw
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)