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I heard that Maffers has penises for fingers
and Mykey makes him spank him with the quivering willy hands.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
toast off you might even say

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
oh snap

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
I heard that Wormulus was shit
no offence
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
Where did you hear that?
Everyone thinks I'm brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
hmmm
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=+Wormulus+is+shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Oh baldmonkey.
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=mongychops+is+shit
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
i think the bottom post proves to all these people who claim i've changed that i haven't at all
so fuck them and their online opinions, dullards
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
I don't think you've changed, and why should you?
No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
i think b3ta is more timid these days

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
I think it's more
we just can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
none for me
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Psychochomp+is+shit

victory
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
Psychochomp is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
clicked

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
I should have expected that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
Psychochomp is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
compare and contrast
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Wormulus+is+brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
INTERNET PROOF, ONLINE.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
FINE FINE
You've made your point perfectly clear.

You all hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
Why do you hate me though?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
I post at least 1 funny thing a day.
Which is a fuck of a lot more than most people on here.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
That makes 1 in every 5000000000011 of your posts funny then

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
this is probably true
but you post so many times that the enduring memory is all the unfunny shit wormulus posts
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
Which goes no way towards cancelling out all the other shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
Because you're shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
What is it that makes me shit?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
Probably your attention seeking and incessant use of shit memes.
Also, you appear to be massively up your own arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
general opinion seems to be that he's not like this in real life
i've never really understood why people pretend to be more obnoxious than they actually are. what do they stand to gain?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
Meh, I didn't talk to him much when I met him.
I don't know, perhaps they think it makes them look clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
i wonder if, and i'm no longer talking about wormo specifically, maybe they feel that being a tossbag and getting noticed
is preferable to being nice and getting ignored.

who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
That sounds like a good theory.
Better to be a cunt than BGN, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

psst! what does BGN mean?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
:)
Background noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
Bollocks to that.
Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
you insist upon yourself

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
The internet doesn't get much better than this

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
Which is quite a shame really

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
needs more pun thread

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
A quote I quite liked a while ago was:
we all thought the internet would be the new TV. Turned out it was the new teletext.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Hmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
I didn't eat enough for lunch
I am still hungry.

I am nervous too
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
I've got plenty of Rich Tea biscuits you could have

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
I'm not a biscuit guy.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
I read that as 'biscuit gay'

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
I'm probably not one of those either.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
This made me chuckle more than it should have done.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
A man of your quality shouldn't ever have cause to feel nervous.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
possibly not, but it's my first competition this weekend
and I'm rattling on about it more than LimeyTreat did when she was in France.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
Don't worry, your rattling wil never eclipse Mykey's widescreen telly.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
What gives, Gman?
Why so nervy?

*calming hugs*

edit: oh, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
kendo competition :(
scary stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
i wouldn't want to be the person standing opposed to you
surely they will be overwhelmed with the desire to hug you and you can batter them easily
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
I heard that Jenna Haze is going to be at a club near me.
So I'm going to see her.
Woop woop.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
Cum on her tits.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
I bet she's really annoying.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
I'll likely be more annoyed by the hundreds of dudes shoving to get a glimpse at her

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
I went to the zoo yesterday
I saw a Rhino do a wee-wee.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
When did they install mirrors in the toilet cubicles?
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
twat

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
I hope it gets popular paged.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
I hope you get hit by a bus, and you're wearing dirty underwear at the time.
/mean
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
That happened once.
I just used my SUPERPOWERS to ninja the bus then drove off in my Honda Accord.

/qotw
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
lololol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
What a disturbing image

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
I always find yours and Baldmokeys posts hard to answer

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
you need to random answer, like me
or just bugger off and wait until there's a decent thread to play on.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
Gotcha
*waits in the shadows*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
Do, do, dodo, do doo..... bababababababababababab RIMSHOT.
If you could only read my mind, you would know that things between us, ain't right.
I know your arms are open wide, but you're a little on the straight side, i can't lie.
Your one vice, is you're too nice, come around and can't you see.

I want you, all tattoed, I want you bad.
Dow- dow dow dow dow dow.
Complete me, misstreat me, I want you to be bad, bad, bad, baaad.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
I just had a pizza Wormulus
A pizza, if you can imagine it.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
I'm imaging your face
that's quite close to a pizza
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
That might be the most arousing image ever dreamed up
Millions of women just queefed in arousal around the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)