You should stand on his shoulders :)
Or get a stepladder, whichever's easiest/more fun
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

I'm terrified of heights.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Not the best idea then :(
I thought of a great halloween costume for your lovely manwife earlier :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

Predator?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

Terl from Battlefield Earth
www.imdb.com/media/rm3494549760/ch0010643

He'd look awesome
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)