Put some fish paste on it
and lick it while pretending it's a fanny.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

This could be applied to 99% of situations

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

Only for lezzers
blokes only lick fannies as a sort of sexual pre-emptive strike.

as in

"Well, so what if I came after 30 seconds, I just lapped away at your piss flaps for half an hour !"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

It's true, that's the sad thing.
You can't criticise someone after they've gone down on you, it's rude.
( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

And to be fair, if they've give you your jollies
then you should shut the fuck up about them having theirs.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

It's only fair.
Dear God I'm so bored I might go read a book.
( Bats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

Fuck that
lezz yourself crosseyed
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Not so effective for a career in medicine though.
Except maybe gynae.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)