Did they high five over her back whilst "giving her the message" from both ends ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

Yes
And then she farted out the spunk from her anus onto a nice salad as a dressing
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Also
she had knobcheese on her tongue for a month
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)