I had heard you like to gobble fruits and nuts.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

No you've been misinformed.
I merely like gay sex with gay men with all cocks and bums and fists and shit.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)