I think im going to have to release that video of you doing a naked freddie mercury impression over webcam

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

You seem to "happen upon" a lot of webcam footage.
A lot of webcam footage that, it strikes me, a right thinking gentleman would avoid.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)