My pubic hair
has been replaced by peacock feathers. They fan out when I become tumescent.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

I might have to photoshop something like that
it sounds very pretty.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

No dude
cocks are ugly.

Do one of a fanny, but instead of pubes there's a lions mane and instead of flaps theres the two 9/11 towers asploding.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

That just sounds awesome, never mind pretty
cocks aren't always ugly, you know.

Actually they very rarely are.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Good for you

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

What is?
Now who's the miserable cow? Cheer up, miseryballs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Good for you that you like cocks
I like fannies, I think they are ace but I guess I think cocks are so minging that I expect everyone to think they are shit.

You are lucky that you like cocks.

Unless you're a gay.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

Either/or. Makes nae difference to me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

OMGEXUAL

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

That's PLANE CUNTISHNESS.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Dude
people died on a plane recently.

This is too soon.

: (
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

ALIENS did it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)