The American army has just come up with an alert for whenever you post. it's currently at DEFCUNT 5

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

I'm sorry, I don't really mean it, but it just came to me and was too funny not to say :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Are you really sorry? Are you?
/doubts
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

hahaha

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

*splorf*
good grief, dg. not when i've got a cuppatea!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Here, have my crown of most terriblest bully on b3ta
*gives*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

You're a cunt
But even I clicked that
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)