*was taking the piss about the content of the picture*
Bring tasty meats.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I might make a traditional ABERDEEN lard salad.
I'll need 3 blocks of lard, mars bars, some cress and a bottle of Irn Bru to make the dressing with.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

You want to get some moutain dew from baskin robbins
ten grams more sugar in it that irn bru, per can

Terrifying.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

I used to love tins of Mountain Dew when I were a lad.
Everyone else hated it.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I watched Come Dine With Me last night
Had fat scottish man who put oxo and marmite on minute steak and cooked it for 40 minutes, for dessert served lidl chocolate and hob nobs with butterscotch angel delight. Most shots of his kitchen showed a massive bottle of Irn Bru on the counter. He doesn't need no stinking fridge.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

0_0

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Yes
Everything he did made me cringe both outwardly and inwardly.

By the end of it I was clutching Mr Baroness's arm and squeaking unintelligibly.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Traditional Aberdeen salad
or a salard as it is known locally.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Oh
I didn't look at it as it said NSFW. Have a BBQ anyway (and invite me)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

It was quite NSFW.
Bring tasty meats.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)