"I lost my friends and I ended up running into this really hot chick and having sex with her all night"
Translation: Your "friends" left you behind because you're a shit person and you hugged a drunk woman.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

Wait a sec here, hold on a minuite.....
Are you saying that, that didn't count?

Oh man, =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)