I went all out and posted a REAL story that HAPPENED!
It'll get lost under all the "I once touched a girl in the fanny uncle rape" stories though
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

I did this
and it won QotW

but they decided to usurp it's rightful place in the newsletter with a charming annecdote about someone having a wank and his mum gave him a cup of tea or something.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

DING DING DING
www.b3ta.com/questions/festivals/post441205

This is essentially "I've had sex". This ENTIRE story. Hardly ANYTHING to do with festivals, save that's where the story takes place

Oh, QOTW :(
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

That's pathetic
*sighs*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/festivals/post441221
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)