Crazy enough for tea AND cake?
Actually, I want tea and cake now.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

Maybe a SCONE with JAM and CREAM
if I can ask for one without being despised for my pronunciation.
( in vino veritas, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)