I'm on a train to LoughBorough
And there is this angry looking chap sat near me and he looks exactly like Sexface.
Does anyone know if he is travelling North from London?

I know, I'm sorry I'm so terribly shit.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

Wait for a twelve year old girl to go to the toilet and see if he follows her

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

he's drinking Guinness from a can.

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

I don't think this helps at all

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Don't come here,
it's shit and wet.
( Randomgazz, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

It's too late to turn back.
I'm committed.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

It was fucking hailing here earlier

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

It's been raining here for days and it's supposed to rain all through next week
soon we'll need a sodding ark
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

I definitely think you should ask him
while very close to his face
whispering are you sexface or not?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Why are you going there?

( moohalaa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

Dogging party.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

With MoT

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

YEAH!
WOO!

No, wait, I don't have a car.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Shout "SEXFACE" and see if he looks up.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

Fuck it, just nut him just in case.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)