Are any b3tans other than myself on the train from London to Aberdeen right now?
There is a man on here that I think has done a poo in his trousers.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

it's me
I'm going to glance at you when you look up.
( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Fuck!
It IS you as well!
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Can you smell the poo in the man's trousers?

( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

no
I can smell the poo in the litter box, bloody cats.
( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Yeah sorry about that.
I posted it to them.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

He probably has
I would move carriage.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

I'll be on it in 3 weeks
and again in 5.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)