JMG you reckless rogue, you spilt my martini!
Which I was just about to take a draught from, at this bar in Ecuador.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Today I slapped a bar like a bongo until my drink arrived.
It's OK though. I'm not a chauvinistic terror. She knew me, I was championed throughout.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)