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NO TIME FOR WHOEVER WAS SEEKING FATTIES' ATTENTION BEFORE ME. JMG IS HERE, VIA PROXY!
Who'd like to fall out with me from another country?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
As an added incentive.
Three girls. All of who have absolutely no interest in the internet.
Me.

Me!
ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
all hail jmg
and his band of females, three
no doubt his company's sexy
but nowhere near as fit as he

*surprise fruitery*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
I've now had them all moved to another room.
I just tested, and if I clap one of them pops their head round the corner.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Congratulations and stuff, JMG!
I hope you haven't been watching that Big Brother stuff
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Not yet.
Is there a token fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
About 6

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
and a token spastic?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Just one.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
If only you were SickRik.
We could all watch you on webcam, pawing at them like a virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
please tell me this hasn't happened :(

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
Many times.
It was glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Many times.

glorious n't worth switching away from RedTube for.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
i'm so glad the british people are waking up to the problems of this country and are voting bnp, we are full
immigrants are no longer welcome and the ones we do have as so called students should be deported
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I bet you're well gay for Nick Griffin.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
not at all, i have no issue with gays i just think they are un natural and a crime against god

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Yes, but God's a senile old cunt who doesn't know how to use a razor.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
that makes no odds, the fire of damnation is where these so called poofs will go
if only science would find a cure
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
LOLRESPONSEOFANGER!
ROFLINTERNET!
Just banter. No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Not really
I can't be bummed with the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
I could accuse you of complicity
in the success of Geert Wilders' nationalist PVV party in the euro elections, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
why are you suprised,
, people feel marginalised buy muslims
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
JMG you reckless rogue, you spilt my martini!
Which I was just about to take a draught from, at this bar in Ecuador.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
Today I slapped a bar like a bongo until my drink arrived.
It's OK though. I'm not a chauvinistic terror. She knew me, I was championed throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Are you in Costa Rica again?
Or was that the other week?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
No.
..and much earlier than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
This year is going by too quickly.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
My last visit to Costa Rica ended with much celebration.
GOD I love Costa Rica.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
Is it a colourful country?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Most likely a red and white striped one.
Or, in other words, barbarians!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
That's just the kind of thing he would do.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
The contact lens in my right eye is giving me some gyp, actually.
Probably your fault and such.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)