There once was a man with no fingers
Whose story in memory lingers
One day his girl's muff
Bit his digits all off
That's what you get feeling up gingers!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

*applauds*

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

I was quite pleased with the second line there.
Anyone know if Bognor Regis is pronounced with regg-is or ree-jis?
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

I pronounce it ree jus
but I am a southern
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

Depends on your Latin
if classical, it's ree-gis (with a hard 'g'), if Church Latin it's ree-jis
if you're local, it's "that shithole southeast of Chichester".
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)