I have finished my degree! *yays etc*
So... now I have nothing to do until I get my results. If you had lots of free time and government loans then what hilarious and entertaining japery would you get up to?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I'd probably just get fat and lazy

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

that's what you do when you become an exec

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

I almost finished mine today.
I've got 10% of a 30 credit module left to do in 2 weeks (Dissertation viva)
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Good luck with it.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

Thanks, should be fine - I know that stuff inside out.
Hope you get the result you want.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

i just wonder what you'll have to moan about
once you fail
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

Job/Resits/Post grad
one of those.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

i really don't care what you do just don't incite
masses of 'woo-is-me-study' type posts
we all study in our own way
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Except me, I'm omniscient.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

I didn't know that.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

get a job youth!
stop sponging off my taxes.

I think I just drank a hell of a lot and enjoyed the summer. You should do that. Well done.
( MrA, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

it wont be long before the stunning depression sets in
when you realise that a degree doesn't mean that much in the workplace. Alas, once you get over that, you regain confidence and realise that you got more than a degree. You grew up, matured and became awesome.

Once you realise that. The interviews are a walk though.

//summerising his life whilst pissed is always a good idea.
( MrA, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

Huzzah!
Hopefully I'm going on to do an MA but I'll have to see if I got the grades and the funding yet.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

I got me one of those!
you get treated to tea and biscuits in seminars.
( MrA, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Excellent!
Apparently I get to have classes in pubs.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

yeah, that happens
you get to see the lectures marking all the undergrad work with a few pints. I should get myself back into academia one day. Such a mad world.
( MrA, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

this post make me sound like a cunt
MrA is a cunt. And smells of shit.
( MrA, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

And he puts raisins in this bot bot and then poos them out into brownie mixture.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

I drank 3 bottles of champagne last night.
It was a good start I think.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

*officially approves*
Good alcohol work there, miss.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

Have lie-ins and drink lots.
It's a winning combination.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

I'm currently trying to decide whether or not I should try sneak into leeds festival this year.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

I think you should tell QOTW

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

Or not.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Yeaah.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

canaries
£100 flight tent or spoil yourself with 25 squids self service appartments
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Wowza.
I have a holiday booked to go to cornwall for a week with Azra3l.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

eggzactlty that'll cost you twice the price
these holiday places are shitting themselves so uber cheap
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

Well yeah, the holiday to cornwall has cost us £60 for both of us to get down there and back again which is ace.
But the cottage is £400 for the week
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

That seems quite expensive.
Who did you book it with?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Drink every day until you get the results

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

Wank.
Wank like you've never wanked before.
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

New technique?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

It's the wanking sensation that's sweeping the nation

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

Vagina dentata what wonderful phrase
vagina dentata aint no passing craze
It means no penis for the rest of your days
It's our willy free anatomy
Vagina dentata
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

I used to stand firm as a rock
at the sight of the missus in her frock
but I did get one hell of a shock
the day her twat bit off my cock
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

There once was a young man from Neath
Whose girlfriend's vagina had teeth
He was heard to exclaim
"It's a terrible shame -
When I'm coming, it's always to grief!"
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

There once was a young man from Tyersal,
Who gave a new... oh bugger, I've got this wrong.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

I was trying to come up with a town that rhymed with 'dental'
I failed :(
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

It wasn't the breeze, that tickled her knees, it was my fiiiiiiiiiinger.
Magic, moments, something something something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

Kirk Sandall.
It's a weak rhyme, but closer than most.

Not as close as Birstall, mind.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

There was a young fella from Pendle
whose birds cunts surprisingly dental
she gave him a nosh
& ripped his cock off
which unsurprisingly sent him a bit mental
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

*applause*

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

Hoorah!

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

A sex act, quite experimental
With a lassie whose fanny is dental
Gives unnatural thrills
And it pays all the bills
As the DVD's now out on rental.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

There was a young lady whose bits
Had a penchant for giving sharp nips
Men who she had
Came away came away feeling sad
Cos their willies had all lost their tips
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

There once was a man with no fingers
Whose story in memory lingers
One day his girl's muff
Bit his digits all off
That's what you get feeling up gingers!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

*applauds*

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

I was quite pleased with the second line there.
Anyone know if Bognor Regis is pronounced with regg-is or ree-jis?
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

I pronounce it ree jus
but I am a southern
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

Depends on your Latin
if classical, it's ree-gis (with a hard 'g'), if Church Latin it's ree-jis
if you're local, it's "that shithole southeast of Chichester".
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

Heh

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

Cock/Off

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

Who's afraid of Vagina Wolf?

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Finding Menob

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

A womb with a view
to biting your cock off
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

The Departed
Penis
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Bitey Snatch

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

V For Vaginadentata

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

The Soreshaft Decapitation

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

Cock, Chop and two Bleeding Bollocks

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

Do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES explode.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

i'm in a similar situation myself
i just finished super metroid
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)