Could you not have brought the TV upstairs?
Or taken a bucket downstairs?
Or put a cork in?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

WOOP WOOP WOOP
Hilarious strike-through opportunity right here!!!!!!!!
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

I paid an old Spanish man 200 euros to come to my flat
he told me to "drop your trousers and show me your bottom"
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

And you sure it wasn't Mongy just gringo'd up?

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Now you mention it, he did keep banging on about el bingo

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

pfft

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)