Hello everyone
I am trying to write a trashy novel. What are you doing?
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Watching Dave. There's nothing better to do really

( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

What's he doing?

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Not a lot
He's really boring when he's asleep
( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Put your winky in his ear.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

Fighting boredom and losing fast.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

We are off into town to go see terminator!
du du du dum dum

du du du dum dum
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

:(
I hate you.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Mwoahaha

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

No, really.
*hates*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

^

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Oh Mykey.
Don't waste your money or your time. We went last night and we all hated it. It's really not very good at all. Even the boys hated it. Spend your money and time on something else.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Like DEEP DRIED PIES

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

They are like deep fried pies, but really need gravy on them

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

I have yet to try that
I think i shall next time i go to the chipper
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

I've always wanted to try a deep fried kebab
brutally bad for you but it's something you need to try once in your life I reckon
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

I know, i know:(
Its going to rip a hole out of my heart and fill it with McG's filthy man milk.

But im not going to see angels and demons
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

It can't be as bad as T3, surely?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Wanna bet?

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

I'd put them on a par.

( FoldsFive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

Only boring people get bored.
Do you not have porn on your internet?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

NO
Only imbeciles use that phrase. Mums and imbeciles.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Shall I watch it with my 1 year old running around?
oooh, shall I? I do love social services.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

15 years to go till Gonzo comes a-visiting
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

I'll start sharpening my cleaver now shall I?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

Its got to be better than her getting with a local, and you know it.
Well, for a given value of 'better'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

thats what gonzo said as well

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

yeah
but only 2 months till supermatt..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Then you have Saturday morning cartoons.
Sheesh.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

It's more teletubbies, tweenies and In the night garden at that age.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Read a book
Write a book
draw something
build something
destroy something
critically deconstruct something
whittle
whistle
clean something
bake something
write an offensive letter to a celebrity
discover a new religion
put lots of old books on amazon marketplace
alphabetise your CD collection
click random article on wikipedia and make that your new 'thing'
plant a tree
learn something new

How can anyone ever be bored ever?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Alphabetising anything is for simpletons
proper snobs organise by record label or publisher
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Lightweight.
Record label, band name, chronological order.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Im thinking more of books
but it's pretty much that. Publisher, Author, Work By Publish Date
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

All my books are organised by word count.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

I order things by colour.
It annoys my dad.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Work
I have finished my Mcbreakfast, it was disgusting.
Bloody hell, weekends here and the weather has gone to shit
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I dont understand why people buy things if they find them disgusting

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

I don't normal mind them
This one was stone cold.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Email their head office to complain
I did that once and they sent me a tenner
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Good idea
My mum once wrote to Kinder egg complaining about the crapness of there latest toys, They sent her a jiffy containing about 10 toys and an apology stating due to EU rules they have to be careful about putting small parts in the eggs.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Me and a mate at work were bored one day so we emailed every company we could think of with complaints
We got a variety of cvouchers and things but probably the most impressive was from Tyrells, a huge box full of a variety of their crisps.

Win.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

haha
A mate of mine once got a stone chip in his windscreen, he phoned all the "How am i driving" numbers and complained the lorry had flicked up the stone, he got it repaired for free.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

It really is amazing what you get if you complain
A guy i knew got all his food free at mcdonalds, kfc, burger king etc because he knew precisely the health and safety laws regarding the legal serving temperature of food and what not.

It was a joy to see him in action.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Currently i am tickling your mums cervix

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Good morning folks.
I'm thinking about going to get a paper. It's a big day out for me today.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I've just got up & am sitting in my pants
plans for the day are:
Shopping in Malaga & sightseeing the whores on the industrial estate
More shopping in Gibraltar
Coming home & sitting around in my pants a bit more
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

+ h
See how long it takes.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Funnily enough I've had gastroenteritis for the last month so you aint far off the truth

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

:S

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

I got that last year
4 days of deciding whether to puke in the toilet and shit on the floor or vise versa. Good times
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Sit on the toilet with the bin in your lap
/past experience
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Fuck
For a reasonably intelligent person i can really let myself down at times.
I never thought of that, was puking in the bath next to toilet then scooping the lumps out :-(
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Also, drink a can of coke
it will stop the pukes.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

And provide precious sugar.
Flat coke if you can't take it fizzy.

/Mum.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I didn't get the pukey bit
but it went on for 4 weeks, which was a bit much. Most of the time I couldn't even go downstairs to watch telly, as there is no toilet downstairs.
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Could you not have brought the TV upstairs?
Or taken a bucket downstairs?
Or put a cork in?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

WOOP WOOP WOOP
Hilarious strike-through opportunity right here!!!!!!!!
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

I paid an old Spanish man 200 euros to come to my flat
he told me to "drop your trousers and show me your bottom"
( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

And you sure it wasn't Mongy just gringo'd up?

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Now you mention it, he did keep banging on about el bingo

( broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

pfft

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

i'm trying to wash my trashy navel
farmers' market soon, woop woop
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Farmers markets do the best beef and stilton pies, ever
nyom nyom
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

this is true, we got one last week
this week i'm on a goose quest
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I love how farmers markets are full of the middle and upper classes
70 years ago it would be full of serfs purchasing food for their masters.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

you're right
i gotta get me some serfs
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Watching Saturday Kitchen
and looking for a car on eBay and Autotrader
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Getting ready to go shopping.
I need some heated rollers, Badger needs a guitar tuner.

Exciting times.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

practising the piano for a gig tonight
and it's not going well..
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)