This.
You need someone to hold her properly. Holding is everything with cats.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

hitting them withs mallets helps
everything is better with a mallet
( Super piat I am the owl, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

If your legs are strong, you can sort of do it like that
Using your thighs to press her down.

However, be nice to it too
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Yeah, after the fighting we just did.
I did give her some stroking and kitty treats. She's given me some scars.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

That doesn't really seem like a fair exchange to me.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

I'm bad at neogotiating with her :(

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Yeah, and stress her out even more.
Leave her alone until you have someone to hold her.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)