I like that the neighbours told the police where he was
and he was arrested a week later.

I'd like to think that he was gradually hacking his legs off for the entire week
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

I suspect he was an unpopular kid

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

with a rusty butter knife or somehting like that
but in also news, the silly thunder storms have knocked out my sky box so i cant watch the football
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Our Sky is working fine thank you

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

mine is stil showing a big blue box saying no satellite is being recieved -

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

TIOABOA

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)